No wonder people believe the world is flat.

How high do the percentages go?

Comedy equals tragedy plus time.

I'm the guy on the left.

Sometimes the simplest answers are the best.

New health care plan: become a lab rat.

Just because I say I did it before doesn't mean I can do it again...

And yet we keep doing the same thing.

Congrats, grads! Good luck out there!

Never put anything in your ear, except your elbow.

Munchies testing.

Animal testing can be so cruel.

This might apply to lots of folks.

What a way to go.

It's good when friends have your back.

I need to reward myself for eating right.

He moved my cheese.

Anything to look thinner.

Another kick in the butt for Darwin's theories.

But cheese is so good!