Happy New Year?

I always wondered about that line.

I always felt bad for those kids whose birthday was too close to Christmas.

Christmas 2016. Bah, humbug.

Frosty faces a harsh reality.

It's not ok.

Marcia gets all the love and attention.

What level position will they give us?

It's magically delicious.

We got played.

The worst thing to say to someone who's upset.

Bringing the outdoors in.

Sleepiest cabinet member ever.

Serenity now.

Finally, an explanation for this song's ubiquity.

Textbook definition.

You mess with Santa, you get the coal.

Thanks, Alanis Morissette. Isn't it ironic? Don'tcha think?

It's a dilemma of legacy.

One step forward, two steps back.