That planet is never NOT funny to my ten-year-old mind.

Taking things literally.

Just say no.

Do your part - share the facts, not the spin.

He really does love orange.

Somehow apropos

Trump's Administration is already a good influence on our kids.

Probably giving them too much credit.

Before you make a move, ask, "And then what?"

To those who march today: Be the hope.

I won't be holding my breath.

Branding is his expertise.

A power too strong for even The Force.

The Fourth Estate is in need of some maintenance.

Disgusting creatures.

Too rich for me.

Need context for these quotes.

This one might take a while.

That name is a bit misleading.

The Donald can relate to Mariah Carey's lip synching issues.