This one will probably get me in trouble.

Slipping into business speak at home.

It was either that hairdo or a tin foil hat.

This guy would be a gosh darned American hero.

We should all refer to it as Obamacare 2.0 just to piss off the Republicans.

Yep. All out.

How life feels.

It spins me right round, baby, right round.

I can promise you the moon, but I have no idea how to deliver.

Every time I see Ben Carson among that sea of old, white guys.

We go together.

Time to stress eat.

It's gonna be YUUUUGE!

Let's just call out bad behavior when we see it.

Every week, it's the same ol' thing.

Helping kids come up with excuses.

Nevertheless, he persisted.

Crazy conspiracy theories.

Wasn't Trump going to hire THE BEST people?

Immigration is sometimes a matter of perspective.