Modern life conspires against motivation.

Always someone to ruin the party.

Can you break up with an empire via text?

Don't be that guy.

How can every company have the best people?

How we treat other people.

If everyone else is doing it, why can't I?

A dog's least favorite night.

I hate it when my pop culture lies to me.

The thought behind those birthday thank you messages.

That is not dead which can eternal lie...

How long have you been marching?

If I cover my ears, it didn't happen, right?

Glad to have missed that part.

Ouch. Don't touch it.

To post a new thought or repost someone else's thought?

Let's just get this out of the way.

Asking for a friend.

Giving them what they wanted.

Coming soon: beachfront property in Nevada.