Be careful what your defense implies.

I honestly believe McCain was doing the right thing defending Obama, but didn't realize what the defense to the argument implies. "Arab" and "decent family man" are not mutually exclusive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrnRU3ocIH4

I know, so unrealistic: Trump reading a newspaper...

The little things can mean a lot.

Yes, opinions can be wrong.

Napping increases productivity.

Modern life conspires against motivation.

Always someone to ruin the party.

Can you break up with an empire via text?

Don't be that guy.

How can every company have the best people?

How we treat other people.

If everyone else is doing it, why can't I?

A dog's least favorite night.

I hate it when my pop culture lies to me.

The thought behind those birthday thank you messages.

That is not dead which can eternal lie...

How long have you been marching?

If I cover my ears, it didn't happen, right?

Glad to have missed that part.

Ouch. Don't touch it.