Taking a stand on the wrong thing.

I'm embarrassed that this doesn't surprise our nation.

I just know I'll still get stuck with the "no-show" fee.

You start wars when you're hangry.

Even Heroes in a Half Shell get old.

Me, every time I pay the health insurance bill plus bills from doctors.

I second that emotion.

An example, "I only hire THE BEST people!"

The joys of family togetherness.

Investigate, but stop jumping to conclusions.

This was a vote for votes.

It helps if you don't have to tell me how to pronounce it.

Watermelon farmers.

A zig a zig ah.

GOP, you literally had SEVEN YEARS to come up with a doable plan!

Be careful what your defense implies.

I honestly believe McCain was doing the right thing defending Obama, but didn't realize what the defense to the argument implies. "Arab" and "decent family man" are not mutually exclusive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrnRU3ocIH4

I know, so unrealistic: Trump reading a newspaper...

The little things can mean a lot.

Yes, opinions can be wrong.

Napping increases productivity.