C'mon, dude, I gotta get my cardio in.

Tuesday, again?

Gotta fact-check your sources.

Ouch. This one hurts. A true genius, gone too soon.

It's all about timing.

And there's SOOOOO much to mock him for...

In the laboratory, no one can hear you scream.

I listened to more diversity when I just used CDs.

Gonna need more coffee over here...

The Secret of N.I.M.H.

"Click."

This one's for the comic geeks...

Culture eats strategy for breakfast.

Put down the phone at dinner.

We're here to pump *clap* you up!

Beep! Beep! Outta my way!!

Gotta keep it interesting...

He must have failed the physical.

I moved my own damn cheese.

So much for retirement...