Even the TSA thinks I'm boring.

Skipping a shower could save your life

Everything bad is a gluten.

Our lives look great when we curate the view into them.

Always love your mother, no matter what.

I got "Beyonce's cat."

Least surprising surprise in the history of surprises.

Is it a spoiler if everyone saw it coming?

Jon Snow, meet Rick Grimes. SPOILER ALERT!

Kids, stay in school.

Beware of side effects.

I've got a bad feeling about this.

Jean Mapping

C'mon, dude, I gotta get my cardio in.

Tuesday, again?

Gotta fact-check your sources.

Ouch. This one hurts. A true genius, gone too soon.

It's all about timing.

And there's SOOOOO much to mock him for...

In the laboratory, no one can hear you scream.

I listened to more diversity when I just used CDs.