Ugly is in the eye of the beholder.

I always felt bad for those kids whose birthday was too close to Christmas.

Christmas 2016. Bah, humbug.

Frosty faces a harsh reality.

It's not ok.

Marcia gets all the love and attention.

What level position will they give us?

It's magically delicious.

#ProBowlVote Carrot Top.

We got played.

The worst thing to say to someone who's upset.

Bringing the outdoors in.

Sleepiest cabinet member ever.

Serenity now.

How it feels going back to work on Monday.

Finally, an explanation for this song's ubiquity.

Textbook definition.

You mess with Santa, you get the coal.

You can't always get what you want.

Thanks, Alanis Morissette. Isn't it ironic? Don'tcha think?