Just 'cuz you survived it, doesn't make it a good idea.

Not sure he gets the point of the opposition party.

Shouldn't I be rewarded for supporting them?

The most advanced intelligence apparatus ever assembled.

Work is now 24/7.

Seriously, that dude's gotta chill.

Spring (allergy season) has sprung!

An introvert's struggle.

I really liked that vase.

May they rest in peace.

Ssshhh! The microwave is watching you!

The least interesting person at my own party.

This one will probably get me in trouble.

Slipping into business speak at home.

Process complexification.

It was either that hairdo or a tin foil hat.

This guy would be a gosh darned American hero.

We should all refer to it as Obamacare 2.0 just to piss off the Republicans.

Unfortunately it seems to be a renewable resource.

Yep. All out.