At least he's honest.

But cheese is so good!

OH NO, Romo goes down!

Everyone knows the pint is a single serving size.

Yep, wish I hadn't read that article before bed.

You can read this horror story for yourself: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2017/03/28/spiders-could-theoretically-eat-every-human-on-earth-in-one-year/?utm_term=.563198e32b74

April Fools...? Anyone...? PLEASE??!

Since I'm paying, I want a memento.

You know Trump's browser history is full of spray-on tan review sites.

Suffer for your fashion.

Hopefully you're not eating while you read this.

Take our leader, please!

Just 'cuz you survived it, doesn't make it a good idea.

Not sure he gets the point of the opposition party.

Shouldn't I be rewarded for supporting them?

The most advanced intelligence apparatus ever assembled.

Work is now 24/7.

Seriously, that dude's gotta chill.

Spring (allergy season) has sprung!

An introvert's struggle.

I really liked that vase.