Use caution in direct sunlight.

Glad to have missed that part.

It doesn't take much.

Ouch. Don't touch it.

Everyone's a food critic.

To post a new thought or repost someone else's thought?

And yet we think it's affectionate.

And yet we keep doing the same thing.

He earned that nap.

Let's just get this out of the way.

Asking for a friend.

Giving them what they wanted.

He doesn't like your friend.

Coming soon: beachfront property in Nevada.

Can we remove this saying from the work world?

Consumerism.

We even have a hyperbolic President.

Congrats, grads! Good luck out there!

Happy end of the school year, kids, keep working hard!

The motion of bodies under the influence of forces.