New health care plan: become a lab rat.

I hate it when my pop culture lies to me.

The thought behind those birthday thank you messages.

He must have watched that video.

Just because I say I did it before doesn't mean I can do it again...

Be careful when you're not sure of the translation.

That is not dead which can eternal lie...

How long have you been marching?

If I cover my ears, it didn't happen, right?

Use caution in direct sunlight.

Glad to have missed that part.

It doesn't take much.

Ouch. Don't touch it.

Everyone's a food critic.

To post a new thought or repost someone else's thought?

And yet we think it's affectionate.

And yet we keep doing the same thing.

He earned that nap.

Let's just get this out of the way.

Asking for a friend.