Sometimes the simplest answers are the best.

If everyone else is doing it, why can't I?

A dog's least favorite night.

New health care plan: become a lab rat.

I hate it when my pop culture lies to me.

The thought behind those birthday thank you messages.

He must have watched that video.

Just because I say I did it before doesn't mean I can do it again...

Be careful when you're not sure of the translation.

That is not dead which can eternal lie...

How long have you been marching?

If I cover my ears, it didn't happen, right?

Use caution in direct sunlight.

Glad to have missed that part.

It doesn't take much.

Ouch. Don't touch it.

Everyone's a food critic.

To post a new thought or repost someone else's thought?

And yet we think it's affectionate.

And yet we keep doing the same thing.