Preparing for the Inevitable
According to many Republicans, George Soros is behind almost every plot. But the guy is pretty old, so hopefully they’re planning for the inevitable.
Art vs. Price
Nothing kills interest in art like putting a price tag on it. Sigh.
Beer
The same people who decry cancel culture want to cancel Bud Light because they partnered with a trans woman as a marketing ploy. So they’re boycotting Bud Light. I just avoid Bud Light cuz it’s terrible beer.
It’s a Bad Look
Harlan Crow, billionaire sugar daddy to Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, reportedly has a collection of Nazi memorabilia including a Hitler-autographed copy of “Mein Kampf” and a painting by Hitler.
Let’s face it, even if you’re a history buff, collecting Nazi memorabilia is not a good look.
It’s the Culture
Yes, it’s the guns. But it’s also the gun culture. People need to stop celebrating and worshipping weapons of death as a solution to problems.
Always Land on Your Feet
Good luck to all those dealing with layoffs in your industry. Hope you land on your feet.
Clarence on a Familiar Yacht
Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas has received free luxury vacations - including private jets, yachts, private resorts, and overseas trips - from a wealthy GOP donor for decades, without ever reporting it on any disclosures. The ethical lapses and corruption further undermines public trust in the Supreme Court. It continues Thomas’s reputation of questionable behavior, including his refusal to recuse himself from cases that tangentially involve his wife, back to his sexual harassment of Anita Hill. We deserve better.
Indictment Day
Oh, is that today??
Trump Indicted
Who knows where it leads but it’s sure to be quite something to watch.
Cliché Outfits
Where are these cartoon criminals shopping? Is there a thief outfit store?
Can we choose our destiny?
Approximately 27,000 trees are cut down every day just to make toilet paper.
The Grift Goes On
Trump raised $1.5 million in 3 days after falsely announcing he would be arrested. Grifters gonna grift.
Ron’s Delusions
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis continues to press his autocratic delusions of being a culture warrior by trampling the rights of minority groups.
Coming Soon
It’s the Cocaine Bear Universe
Truth
As we play the “will they/ won’t they” indictment game, a reminder of the most truthful and honest statement ever made by Tucker Carlson.
Murder Mystery
It was Colonel Rufftard, in the Library, with the Hershey bar!
