If I cover my ears, it didn't happen, right?

Glad to have missed that part.

Ouch. Don't touch it.

To post a new thought or repost someone else's thought?

Let's just get this out of the way.

Asking for a friend.

Giving them what they wanted.

Coming soon: beachfront property in Nevada.

Can we remove this saying from the work world?

We even have a hyperbolic President.

Happy end of the school year, kids, keep working hard!

Monstrous.

I just don't get kids today.

It's tough to sustain the sense of shock.

Taking the fun out of cookies.

The master negotiator?

Next, you must cut through Spicer's lies with... a herring!

Who is the stupid? The stupid or the one who wears the stupid shirt?

So many promised it for so long.

Being prepared for modern life.