An example, "I only hire THE BEST people!"

The joys of family togetherness.

Investigate, but stop jumping to conclusions.

This was a vote for votes.

It helps if you don't have to tell me how to pronounce it.

Watermelon farmers.

A zig a zig ah.

GOP, you literally had SEVEN YEARS to come up with a doable plan!

Be careful what your defense implies.

I honestly believe McCain was doing the right thing defending Obama, but didn't realize what the defense to the argument implies. "Arab" and "decent family man" are not mutually exclusive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrnRU3ocIH4

I know, so unrealistic: Trump reading a newspaper...

The little things can mean a lot.

Yes, opinions can be wrong.

Napping increases productivity.

Modern life conspires against motivation.

Always someone to ruin the party.

Can you break up with an empire via text?

Don't be that guy.

How can every company have the best people?

How we treat other people.

If everyone else is doing it, why can't I?