Tesla Sale-A-Bration
Trump straight up did a Tesla ad at the White House today. The rest of the S&P 500 should hit him up.
Spin
The market doesn’t like tariff wars. But Fox News will spin it for Dear Leader.
No Longer a Beacon of Freedom
Isolationist. Cozied up to dictators. Not supporting allies. We are no longer the beacon of freedom to the world.
Who are these Bogeymen?
While there’s undoubtedly waste, what Musk and Trump are really doing is cutting programs they just don’t like. And agencies that would investigate or regulate them. All despite Congress passing bills to fund and spend on these programs and agencies. Trump and Musk just lie and misdirect to talk only about fraud and waste.
Run it like a business?
America is going to be stripped for parts and sold to the highest bidders.
Trump Claims Gaza
Gentrification through bombs. Trump claims the US will take ownership of Gaza. Surely to enrich Trump.
Trump Tariffs
Trump implements tariffs on goods imported from China, which includes most of the crap he sells.
Tariffs are paid by the Consumer
As Trump plans tariffs on Canada, Mexico, and China, a reminder of who really pays the tariffs.
Spewing B.S.
Ideally, the President wouldn’t spout his dumb conclusions about a fatal air crash before getting the facts.
The Opposition Party
I wish our opposition party was more effective at opposition.
Hey, guess what, coffee is about to get more expensive.
Thanks, Trump.
