And then what?

He moved my cheese.

Disney owns geekdom.

I'm hoping this one flops.

Anything to look thinner.

It must be hard to be a vet.

I hope that equipment fits under the seat in front of him.

Another kick in the butt for Darwin's theories.

Don't text and fly.

At least he's honest.

But cheese is so good!

OH NO, Romo goes down!

Everyone knows the pint is a single serving size.

Yep, wish I hadn't read that article before bed.

You can read this horror story for yourself: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2017/03/28/spiders-could-theoretically-eat-every-human-on-earth-in-one-year/?utm_term=.563198e32b74

April Fools...? Anyone...? PLEASE??!

Since I'm paying, I want a memento.

You know Trump's browser history is full of spray-on tan review sites.

Suffer for your fashion.

Hopefully you're not eating while you read this.

Take our leader, please!