What level position will they give us?

It's magically delicious.

We got played.

The worst thing to say to someone who's upset.

Bringing the outdoors in.

Sleepiest cabinet member ever.

Serenity now.

Finally, an explanation for this song's ubiquity.

Textbook definition.

You mess with Santa, you get the coal.

Thanks, Alanis Morissette. Isn't it ironic? Don'tcha think?

It's a dilemma of legacy.

One step forward, two steps back.

How rude.

To get to the truth, we need to pop our bubbles.

Thanks for nothing.

We definitely need a little Christmas. Right this very minute.

Fewer pundits and speculation and more "news" in our "news."

If you listen, people will tell you what sort of person they are.

Let's do the math.