A dog's least favorite night.

I hate it when my pop culture lies to me.

The thought behind those birthday thank you messages.

That is not dead which can eternal lie...

How long have you been marching?

If I cover my ears, it didn't happen, right?

Glad to have missed that part.

Ouch. Don't touch it.

To post a new thought or repost someone else's thought?

Let's just get this out of the way.

Asking for a friend.

Giving them what they wanted.

Coming soon: beachfront property in Nevada.

Can we remove this saying from the work world?

We even have a hyperbolic President.

Happy end of the school year, kids, keep working hard!

Monstrous.

I just don't get kids today.

It's tough to sustain the sense of shock.

Taking the fun out of cookies.